So maybe this would work?

Read this? What do you think? Should I try this?

My thoughts:

Son no. 1: Mmm worth a try, would probably work better if I hid some food somewhere.

Son no. 2: Nope. Is definitely not going to work. He would read, smile, write a really really funny response back and go on his merry way.

Son no. 3: Might work, he would spend only the necessary on food and save the rest to add to his clothing allowance.

Sigh