Thought while splashing the dough on the silpat mat: "This is why clever cooks have butter in the freezer and shave it into their doughs"
Thought hot from the oven: hmm the word rustic and artisan come to mind...
Kid thinking out loud at dinner table: Mam, the others are still in the oven? Mam with her sweetest voice: No dear, the recipe says this serves 4-6 people. Sweetest voice trails off into nothing.
Kid says: were they talking dwarfs?