This is a naked pizza.
It didn’t start life as one…
Nooooo, it started life as a pepperoni cheese pizza and happily stayed in the oven for a while.
Then a teenager armed with a wobbly cutting mat and not entirely heat proof fingers came along.
I heard a scream and a curse… and something like “SHPLLATT!!”
Enter naked pizza and dressed floor.
I’m not sure who was more surprised. The pizza? The recently cleaned floor? The teenager with a horrified look on his face watching his mom storming the kitchen. Don’t know what he was expecting. Surely not a mom who doubled over holding her sides laughing so so hard.