Mom, wouldn't it be fun if we had green icing? Or red? It's Christmas... White is boring. The green I had wasn't exactly the Christmas kind of green but let's pretend. It's green and he was happy. How happy I found out in an instant.
Getting another batch from the oven, I turned and saw moose with green feet.
Me: What? But.. why? Why moose with green feet?
13: Sure they have green feet, figures
13: Well. Like. They happen to live in swamps right? Well Dûh...
13: (sighs) Hence the green feet...tssk
Ooookaaay fast forward. There's another 13yr-old in this house and he enters the building:
13 #2: Hey, moose with green feet. That's fun! (chews and swallows) And good!
Me: would you believe your brother gave the moose green feet?
13 #2: Have you ever seen a moose upside down in a swamp?
13#2: Ha, see? Now you know why!
13#1 and 13#2 make a high five and leave the kitchen.....